Sometime last night, some fucking idiots broke into our cars! I figure they were kids looking for a fast score or some cash because they only took the faceplate of one stereo, an iPod tether, and some CDs.
They didn’t take either pair of designer sunglasses that retailed for over $600 together.
I am so damn tired of the fucking spawn of cuntwaffle grown-ups in this neighborhood! They were cute 10 years ago when we moved in but now they’re in their teenage asshole years where it’s still cool to drink and smoke pot with their fucking asshat friends.
We’ve had the same problem with these kids driving dirt bikes and 4wheelers up and down the streets of the subdivision then off through the yards and the field at the back of the house. We’ll call the cops and they’ll stop for about a week then be right back at it. So they aren’t just fuckers and assholes – they’re rednecks too. I feel crotchety when I say it, but don’t they have any respect?
A couple years ago, neighborhood brats egged the house and my truck. Having more schools in the immediate area has been a mixed blessing. It’s nice to have a school across the street, but if you cut through the woods, there’s a high school full of little fuckers.
Where are these little fuckers’ parents? This shit isn’t “just a prank” – these are CRIMES.
And DAMMIT, I want that faceplate to the stereo BACK! The unit doesn’t work without it and a replacement costs as much as another head unit. They can keep the rest of the bullshit they stole – it’s worth just about nothing.