Today while dropping off my eldest at school, my 3 yo son had been practicing making his siblings yell “EWWWW!” He settled down while we approached the school, and was very quiet when the teacher opened the door. (This is highly unusual behavior.) As soon as the eldest got out of the car, this rugrat yells at the teacher and it took me a minute to decipher it. Me and teach just stared at each other in shock.
He had yelled at the top of his lungs:
“GET OUT OF MY BUTT!”
My son is an IRL troll. He’s learning how to make a momma proud.