Receipt of Purchase

Thank you for your order!

Your customized author comes with the following features:

• Hand-drawn tattoos
• C-cup life-like breasts made with “all-natural” meat products
• Patented “smart mouth” attachment
• The ability to spell
• Advanced problem-solving software
• Our specialized superiority complex package
• Empathy sensors
• Advanced self-diagnostic programing

However, because you have chosen our female model, you do not receive the following benefits:

• Rage Reduction protection
• Run-Flat
• On*Star
• Call Waiting
• Night Vision

Please check back often for available upgrades to your custom author.

Thank you again for your purchase!

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